S1 E30: Dump Truck 2016

airdate: 12 October 2016

We’ve made it to the middle of the week, and in this episode Genie gives props to Al Roker for winning out over Billy Bush, and talks the after effects of this trash election cycle. Will we ever be rid of Donald Trump?

Happy Hump Day!

It’s ya girl, Genie Lauren, back again.

Today, I’m gonna tweet for Al Roker’s revenge.

Al Roker may not have had a hand in getting Billy Bush fired, but right now. . . at this very moment, he has to be laughing all the way to the bank.

Did you see him hosting Billy Bush’s hour on the Today Show, bruh?
Take it to the bank, Al!

I mean, we only know Billy Bush to be an insufferable creep NOW. Al probably knew for years, and there was nothing he could do about it, but wait. . . and, now, he has a safe spot to watch that cookie crumble on down.

Cheers to you, Al! Cheers. To. You.

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Do you dress up for Halloween? Have you decided on your costume yet?

I always want to dress up, but then I never have enough money to really do what I want in time to show it off and go anywhere fun, sooooo maybe next year.

I say that every year.

I will have a neck up costume for the show, though. . . I mean, I kinda have to, right? I can’t have a special Halloween episode, and not have a Halloween costume.

This might be a budget show, but that don’t mean there’s no attention to details, darling.

Anyhoo. . . make sure you tune in on October 31st, because special episode is special.

Speaking of horrors. . . I’m so ready for this election to be over, guys.

I was ready for this election to be over about a year ago, so you can just imagine how really, REALLY ready I am for this election to be over, now.

I knew it was gonna be horrible, and I pretty much predicted that it would be Trump vs Hillary, and that Trump would lose. . . but what I couldn’t predict is just how trash this election could get.

I would like to set this election on fire, shoot out both of its kneecaps, push it down a flight of stairs, and crack its skull with a bat when it hits the bottom JUST to be sure it’s dead and done.

There’s still a month to go, y’all.

We have four more weeks until this trash heap of an election is over, and you know what sucks the most?

That won’t be the end of Donald Trump or his stupid followers.

First of all, Republicans don’t die, they multiply. . . like, flesh eating bacteria or something.

Second of all, if there’s one thing Donald Trump has proven to be good at, it’s keeping himself famous and making himself money.

If you think back over the years, Trump’s been a public figure since the 90’s, at least.

Dude was in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

What other real estate millionaires (millionaire, because we both know Donald Trump ain’t no damn billionaire) . . . what other random real estate millionaires are getting cameos in movies?

He was famous before most people had even heard of the internet. So, he’s definitely not going anywhere now.

He’s going to create his media company. Launch his television channel. And, his racist fans are gonna be front and center to support him like. . .

[crypt keeper clip and applause]

And, we’re gonna have to hear about a flatulent cheeto bootyhole named Donald until he dies. . . or his audience dies. . . whichever comes first. . . or both.

Because, this is what he was really running for. He’s gonna make more money with a flop than with a hit, and parley this new fired up audience into a media . . . thing. A media thing that’s gonna make Rush Limbaugh envious.

I’m convinced that’s been his plan from the beginning and you can’t tell me of otherwise.

He’s gonna be worse than Giuliani, Sarah Palin, and Newt Gingrich combined because he’s gonna have his own gotdamned media platform.

Granted, I don’t know how long it’s gonna last because he’s not gonna pay anybody that works for him. He’s gonna get sued, left and right, for breaching contracts. And, it’ll be one more Trump thing that flames out in spectacular fashion, like everything else he’s put his name on.

But, until then? He’s gonna soak up those ad dollars and find ways not to pay taxes on them, and the whole time I’m just gonna be wishing he went away.

Like. . . you LOST the election, bruh. Take your L and go!

And, if there’s one thing I hate Republicans for, more than anything else? It’s giving us these loser-ass public figures who never go away.

No other group has contributed so many losers to the pundit class as members of the GOP.

How many ways can one group of people be trash?

WAIT! Don’t answer that.

Anyhoo. If you find a way to completely block out all this election nonsense, please let me know?
I want out. I’m tapping out. If you want to vent about this trash election too, hit me up in the comments on goodmorningblacktwitter.com or get at me on Twitter, @gmbtshow.

Let’s lock arms, hold our breaths, and push through these next four weeks together, shall we?

We’re gonna make it, Black Twitter.

Have a good morning.

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